

*crawls away to corner and dies*
(Source: jon-arya)
Today, we will observe these creatures in their natural habitat:
Hunterus Daddyissuesous
Angelus Misunderstoodserialkillerous
Moose Sassybastardous
Careful, they bite
Moose Sassybastardous kill me, I’m done
(Source: finecas-blog)
#jesus CHRIST satan no wonder God got sick of you all the time #you whiny brat #daddy look #daddy look at what i drew #daddy look at what i can do with my tongue #hey daddy #dad #papa #dad #look at me #PAY ATTENTION TO ME #GOD DAMN IT MICHAEL JUST TAKE LUCIFER TO THE PARK OR SOMETHING #GODDAMN I JUST NEED *TWO MINUTES* TO MYSELF
do you ever get really protective of friends and you don’t want other people to be friends with them or look at them or breathe the same air as them and you just want to cuddle them up in a little burrito of friendship and keep them from having any other friends ever again you are mine my burrito