joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

(Source: charmdog)

anactualwizard:

pokemon-personalities:

oh boy if making friends was as easy as catching pokemon i’d have 30pc boxes full

these tags are really important

mexicankitsch:

Bitch, dont you “previously on…” me. I have been watching this show for 5 hours. I know what happened.

gingerbatch-addict:

salaamender:

Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar

This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen

(Source: synzia)

evilregalstrong:

ourpizzagang:

pizza is the only love triangle i want

(Source: ourpizzagang)

dogpuncher:

i am currently suffering from severe lack of kisses, please donate to my cause

(Source: boinymph)

egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

pospiscal:

*cracks my knuckles* time to complain

mikkelseen:

*flicks holy water on you* leave

(Source: pulverlara-blog)

aninnocent:

[2007 taylor swift voice] I CANT BELIEVE IT YALL

(Source: haleysjscotts-blog)

urbancatfitters:

if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper

(Source: 100493503004422)

badassmccall:

if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances

(Source: panicsatdiscos)