checks grades
*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this
well if you close your eyes
most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later
One of the most accurate depictions of how most people look when they wake up in the morning.
(Source: aibaaina)
catchy songs
catchy songs about VERY BAD THINGS
i’m pretty sure everyone’s thinking of the same song
ERREBODY GET UP
(Source: im-moving-yo-blog)
how do you expect me to ask strangers for a job I can’t even ask my friend’s mom for a glass of water
(Source: smackable)
THAT FRIEND THAT TURNS EVERY SINGLE THING YOU SAY INTO A SEXUAL INNUENDO
inYOURendo
Why do men think women are angry just on their period?
I’m angry all the time. Get the fuck away from me
so i’m ready to go back to school
woah hang on what
are you really sure you’re only going to need one pen?
(Source: indianajcnes)
*at karaoke bar* what the FUCK do you mean you don’t have the mulan soundtrack
